More signs that I might be brainwashed...

Yesterday I mentioned that I might be brainwashed. Internet evidence suggests this might be true. This picture, found on Mandy's Instagram feed, leads to a few disturbing questions:

1. Is he wearing a pink shirt?
2. A pink V-neck shirt?
3. And mardi gras beads?
4. And is he in a thrift store buying vintage clothes because it's a half-price luau? 
5. On his day off?

I plead the fifth.

At least I'm not sporting a ponytail and ball cap. Yet.

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